The first task of the competition "Getting in the magazine!"

According to studies, most people read magazines and Newspapers with the captions to the photos. Therefore, the future author of Federal publications should be able to sign original photo (not in all editions and for this there is a separate post).

As if you signed these illustrations?

1. girl and snowman

2. guttapercha

3. dream

Task:

1. Write a caption for these photos (one or two for each picture), given that they will be placed in magazine articles. The responses highlight the photo number you came up with the signature.

Evaluation will take into account the creativity, originality and relevance of the signature in the log. Humor is encouraged.

2. Put your social network link or set the status:

Participate in the competition "Getting in the magazine!" from School of the authors of the gloss. Details on http://nzhil.ru/

The link with the status insert your answer after the signatures.

3. Sign up for updates of the contest, if you haven't already, to news of the job came to you in the mail.

In the form below enter your name and address. You will receive a letter from SmartResponder where you confirm your subscription.

Your e-mail: *
Your name: *

 For new members:

Do please all three points, otherwise you will not be able to participate in the raffle.

Census in empty or newly created log will not be accepted!

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72 thoughts on "First contest "Hit the magazine!""

  1. 1.1 "one sees clearly only with the heart.."
    1.2 in the heat And cold! I swear!
    2.1 New lines of fate
    2.2 the Right curves
    3.1 At the highest level or what dreams may come

  2. 1. You're so cold, but so pleasant.
    Girls, bring a kettle of water hot. Lenka again to the snow man stuck.
    Interestingly,after this he will turn into a Prince charming?
    Don't worry,my dear,there is no spring in our latitudes.

    2.I see that you are busy. But can still I will tell you about the essence of my suggestions?
    Don't worry,it's lemon when I eat always wring.
    What are you watching so intently? Well, I forgot to wear pants. You have to be tolerant to people.

    3.Edut and ezdyut, and I nanyway! No order.
    Soooo. Carefully, cautiously. The main thing that stains on the wheel left.
    Where is this new dress? Mike said that down the tube and I can not find any way.

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1048008379

  3. 1.1 From kissing any heart flutters
    1.2. I give you life! Do you hear?

    2.1. Is to twist the body, as thoughts lie horizontally

    3.1. Iron horse — the same camel. If only one to not let myself.

    The link to the contest
    https://twitter.com/#!/ElenaYange

  4. 1. Men melt in my arms
    Men are melting from my kisses
    Cold? But favorite
    With favourite do not freeze!

    2. The Kama Sutra, you say? And what is it?
    Do you have problems? Come on! Unscrew!
    Flexibility — the key to success

    3. Nothing more
    Heat... water... passion!
    Men like iron, and choose beautiful
    According to most men, the woman should have a cute little hobby

  5. 1. — Melt the icy heart with a passionate kiss.
    Cold men and hot girls, who will win?
    2.- To be able to Dodge in good stead.
    — What would solve the problem, sometimes it is enough just to change the view.
    3. — To be a dream girl is not so easy.
    They wanted each other and now they are together. Women on motorcycles — of a fashion or a state of mind?
    I understand the LJ link, too?
    http://velvet-s.livejournal.com/25866.html

  6. 1. 1)To ensure that hand made are special
    2) And to the cold the man can find a way
    2. 1) Sometimes you just have to look at the world from a different angle
    2) Develop flexibility of thinking, seek innovative solutions
    3. 1) you don't always need to insist that your girl didn't pry in your Affairs
    2) Your iron friend will require care (had an article in men's journal about the purchase of a motorcycle)

    http://mumi-katya.livejournal.com/17269.html

  7. 1. How to "break" a man?
    Love will conquer any obstacles.

    2. Enough to cave in under the other! It's time to think about yourself.
    Life upside down.

    3. Work should be fun.
    Dress code is no joke!

    http://vk.com/id151687133

  8. 1.
    — Refreshed feelings.
    — Do not be shy to Express your feelings.
    2.
    — "Let's have yoga tonight?"
    — Another angle of view.
    3.
    — "Honey, I broke your "Lexus" ,but we also have dad's old motorcycle."
    — When all is well at home.

    PS Although, of course, all the signatures should be focused on the content of the article with this image.
    Status and link published:
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1703320199
    https://twitter.com/#!/user_polina

    Thank you!

    • If I were pointing among the topics of articles that would be these pictures, people would just mess up. It has already been verified))

      • Perhaps you have more experience in this matter)
        But now it seems to me that when you know what picture to use then, the idea concentrates on this topic, and so is walking and spreads), Though perhaps, if you do not limit, ideas are also the most unexpected -)

        • I meant — the experience of such contests)) people were confused.
          And I agree with you completely.

  9. 1. My sweet and snow beast. Problems of male frigidity.
    2. Do not worry! Take a look at the problem from a different point of view.
    3. The best friend of my girlfriend.

    • Marina, without the census, unfortunately, your answers will not participate in the competition.

  10. 1. In the cold the blood run cold, not warm and loving.
    Save only the chain stores "the snow Queen"!
    2. Mother-in-law: How many floors are not my own, yet you do not like, mother.
    Maybe like this?
    3. And they say the camels need little water!..

    • A link to the census please. Then you will be able to participate in the raffle.

  11. 1. I think the little man likes.
    Melt snow maiden hot kisses, eh!!!
    2. Dodge out of any situation.
    Cute escapada
    Johari, pull up!
    3.You wonder about the blondes. He knows what to do.
    Or iron horse or the owner did not resist.

  12. Hello!
    Here are my options (forgive me if there are repetitions: other options have not read)

    1.Kiss: maybe it's an enchanted Prince?
    "And you're so cold..."

    2. Life is good, anyway
    Life is good, anyway

    3. Wait a minute: now motorcycle wash finish and you will be accepted!
    The motorcycle, unlike men, permanent...
    Queen of the gas station

    http://vk.com/id158157022

  13. 1 — Just tayuu
    1 — Oh! It's hot!
    2 — Inhibitory body
    2 — Sleight of curiosity
    3 — Flush kit is particularly suitable for soft and sensitive surfaces...
    3 — the kit includes: rag universal, shampoo, foam, girl graceful...
    http://vk.com/id15657288

  14. I somehow in the first answer does not display a link to the census(
    Just in case duplicate the response with the link

    1. My sweet and snow beast. Problems of male frigidity.
    2. Do not worry! Take a look at the problem from a different point of view.
    3. The best friend of my girlfriend.

    http://vk.com/feed#/id36096322

  15. Photo captions: 1.Oh, how hot! 1-a. Now do not be afraid and melt away! 1-b. Tenderness.2. This is not the limit.
    3. As the call, so the echo. 3-a. A token of gratitude.
    Participate in the competition “Getting in the magazine!” from School of the authors of the gloss.
    http://vk.com/id161418613

    • Oleg, will post link in a running journal (can be in Facebook, in Twitter or Facebook).

  16. 1.To warm love

    1.2 And you're so cold,like a snowman in the winter...

    2. This is twisted

    2.2 what does she want?

    3. Right now, lather up and go..

    3.2 Love motorcycle

  17. 1. For an hour the maiden kissed a snowman, but he never turned into Santa Claus.
    1.2. I was blinded him from what was,
    and then another piece was bitten off.
    2. Gymnast Masha loved to eavesdrop on conversations plumbers in the basement.
    3. This season along with a swimsuit polka dot trendy to wear blue buckets of water.

    http://vk.com/wall522776_964

  18. 1. Not able to meet his one and only? International Dating service "Relationship" will help to solve the problem, and next year you'll be kissing is not the snowman, and the man of her dreams.

    2. Singer with experience in a circus show taking orders for new year corporate parties. Live sound.

    3. Dear, I have washed your motorcycle, can I go swimming?

  19. 1.1 I'm warm,
    Kiss will regret
    Are you now so cold,
    And probably hungry...
    1.2 I Close my eyes and kiss on the cheek pale
    Soon it will be winter and no snow women!

    2.1 Start in order — quickly doing exercises,
    Are you with me or what? Guttaperchivye I...
    I can be so! You probably did...

    3.1 I dream of ballet — I was young and slender,
    And glorified on the Internet — here's the bucket and the water,
    Lay out a photo in the questionnaire and upload, as always
    I'd forget about the ballet — I'm not sad never!
    3.2 I'm not cold now — there swimsuit at the time,
    Suddenly stained, then you need clean water
    I'll wash your bike and go eat lunch!

    http://vk.com/id11654979,
    https://twitter.com/#!/marinatr66
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003222535777
    Subscribed to the updates of the contest.

  20. Galina Dobrynina
    1. photo
    a. recipe disappearing reality
    b. "was there a boy?"
    c. mission impossibile: the illusion of murder
    d. kiss-killer
    e. the parable of the unnoticed tragedy
    f. the water cycle in nature
    g. "everything is going well, just cute"
    2. photo
    a. the art of starkness
    b. Can't izmeniti the world, change your point of view
    c. meditative collapse
    d. looking for a way out
    e. do not look for symbolic meaning, and in fact will find
    f. life should be lived so that.....
    3. photo
    a. The existential compromise
    b. the taming of the shrew
    c. mine fortunately
    d. Solaris: you tried taming
    e. Inflation of happiness is pushing for an evolutionary leap
    f. test drive to rally on the road and sloppiness

    • A link to the census information about the competition please.

        • Galina, sorry, I see that one of the tasks you fulfilled. And an empty magazine in the census is not accepted.

          • It is strange that You don't see it, publish it again:
            1. photo
            a. recipe disappearing reality
            b. "was there a boy?"
            c. mission impossibile: the illusion of murder
            d. kiss-killer
            e. the parable of the unnoticed tragedy
            f. the water cycle in nature
            g. "everything is going well, just cute"
            2. photo
            a. the art of starkness
            b. Can't change the world, change your point of view
            c. meditative collapse
            d. looking for a way out
            e. do not look for symbolic meaning, and in fact will find
            f. life should be lived so that.....
            3. photo
            a. The existential compromise
            b. the taming of the shrew
            c. mine fortunately
            d. Solaris: you tried taming
            e. Inflation of happiness is pushing for an evolutionary leap
            f. test drive to rally on the road and sloppiness

  21. 1) Cool men, good women
    Cool men, hot women
    Was there a boy?
    I blinded him, and why – forgot

    2)Spinning like a squirrel in a wheel, and you're lazy at all!
    Spinning like a squirrel in a wheel, and you're all slackers!
    In life you have to be flexible and tenacious
    Do I look like a female praying mantis?
    Before the attack, a boa constrictor staring into the eyes of his victim – is hypnotizing.

    3) Test drive: ask your girl to wash a motorcycle
    In Ancient Rome a ransom for the hard-working girl was 20 sheep, and for the lazy – 2.
    Iron non-ferrous passion lady

    http://vk.com/wall1366325_1280

  22. 1. looking for a Prince... they close — often just enchanted
    1. love and gentleness win the cold
    2. the situations are different — I turned, and you?
    2. Flexible body opens up new horizons
    3. double the fun
    3. What to do if a loved devoting more time to his iron horse...
    http://vk.com/wall62474357_320

  23. 1 photo:
    Kiss him, kiss... And he is the Prince and is not going to turn! So believe the tale.
    "Other" love
    To 2 photo:
    If you want to live not raskoryachishsya.
    Give me, give...
    Yoga forever!
    3 photo:
    Combination of pleasant and useful.
    2 in 1: hard-working and with a figure!
    A pleasant bonus.
    http://www.odnoklassniki.ru/#/profile/52725710258

  24. 1. Wait for me here, I'll be back soon.
    2. Will go out, but it will be in my opinion.
    3. Modern technology of seduction. Blue buckets can attract into your life a lot interesting.

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  26. 1. Kiss right! How not to chill your lips in the winter and warm Him with kisses
    2. Women's secrets of yoga. The corrected figure, improve sexuality
    3. What kind of gifts secretly dream men

    The link posted here, I hope it's not too late to join you http://vk.com/id140332385

    Thank you!

  27. I tried to find your first task, is not found. But if it is displayed on my page in Vkontakte, it means that everything is in order, right?=))Help))

    • Here's your answer:
      (it is necessary to deploy all the answers Vkontakte)

      Sandra Cokoladova
      1.1 Hats from Louis Vuitton or Any headwear will be worn this winter?
      1.2. What if he doesn't make the first move?

      2.1.How not to fall into the trap of arthritis?
      2.2. And You're ready for a career or how to be, if the chief-the petty tyrant?

      3.1.How to make amends to a man?
      3.2. Revenge of the ex-or remove-him to think I wheel.

      http://vk.com/sandra_shokoladova status
      Like 1
      January 27 at 1:52

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  29. 1. There are those who freezes his heart, and there are those who constantly hopes that it will melt.
    1. And you're so grooooooovy, like an iceberg in okaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    2. The most important thing in yoga – serious face. Without a focused expression you should not even try.
    2. Sometimes the curves of our body is not to be compared with the excesses in our heads.

    3. It was the day when he left his Bentley at the intersection and went off to buy a proper leather biker jacket.
    3. Sometimes enough of the swimsuit and bike. The rest will give.

    ***
    links posted to addresses
    http://p0-lubvi.livejournal.com/68257.html
    http://vk.com/shashmurina_ksenia
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000407367218#!/profile.php?id=100000407367218
    ***
    I duplicate that somehow has not been preserved.
    Excuse me, please.)

  30. 1. I blinded you from this that was. And then, what happened, and fell in love...
    1. And now I kiss you, you Wake up and go home....
    1. Here they are, the consequences of the demographic crisis... 🙂

    2. Oh, sciatica, as twisted as twisted.... 🙂
    2. Will poboltaem?!
    2. Good to be a woman with a snake is always first to crawl free.and in love, and in turn...

    3. Oh, and I was looking for photos for business cards(car wash recently opened...) is actually so 🙂
    3. Kahooool motorcycle!
    3. "BRR, it's cold... I'll finish you up, get dressed and go home... And thought am I in a dress by Valentino on the bike to sit, and even on the sink of the self-service drop by."
    3." I want this, this, such, in General they want...."

    http://www.odnoklassniki.ru/messages#/profile/523754170683
    http://vk.com/wall121235970_8

    Another Facebook status posted, but something a link here to install